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Doone Roisin
January 16, 2026

🤫 A little founder-to-founder secret… Drop into the comments for free access before it disappears ✨

🥖 Free food founder accelerator + grants → Santander’s Cultivate Small Business supports early-stage food businesses with a 12-week curriculum, mentorship, and capital grants. Spring apps (Mar–Jun cohort) close this month.

📬 Your inbox is about to get… bossy → Google just rolled out an AI-powered Gmail inbox that summarizes emails + assigns you to-dos (yes, really). Founder takeaway: email marketing, subject lines, and CTAs are officially entering their AI-judged era.

✨ Quiet-luxury brand feature → FemFounder is curating a February edit: “The Modern Muse: Quiet-Luxury Essentials for Women Who Lead.” Fashion, beauty, accessories, home, wellness. Pitch Kristin by Jan 19 right here.

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🤝 Multiple Roles @ Goodword (NYC + remote) → Relationship-first, AI-powered startup putting humans back at the center of work. Hiring AI, frontend, full-stack + QA engineers, plus Strategy Lead and Customer Success Associates.

🌍 Associate Strategy Officer @ Gates Foundation → Join the Foundation Strategy Office to help shape global impact over the next 20 years. Ideal for sharp strategic thinkers who want serious scale, responsibility, and legacy.

🩺 Collaborating Physician @ Gabbi (remote Georgia • ~$1K/month) → Oversight to NPs delivering telehealth breast-cancer risk assessments. ~5 hrs a month, flexible, deeply meaningful work improving early detection for women.

Dalio: “Stocks Only Look Strong in Dollar Terms.” Here’s a Globally Priced Alternative for Diversification.

Ray Dalio recently reported that much of the S&P 500’s 2025 gains came not from real growth, but from the dollar quietly losing value. Reportedly down 10% last year!

He’s not alone. Several BlackRock, Fidelity, and Bloomberg analysts say to expect further dollar decline in 2026.

So, even when your U.S. assets look “up,” your purchasing power may actually be down.

Which is why many investors are adding globally priced, scarce assets to their portfolios—like art.

Art is traded on a global stage, making it largely resistant to currency swings.

Now, Masterworks is opening access to invest in artworks featuring legends like Banksy, Basquiat, and Picasso as a low-correlation asset class with attractive appreciation historically (1995-2025).*

Masterworks’ 26 sales have yielded annualized net returns like 14.6%, 17.6%, and 17.8%.

They handle the sourcing, storage, and sale. You just click to invest.

Special offer for my subscribers:

*Based on Masterworks data. Investing involves risk. Past performance is not indicative of future returns. Important Reg A disclosures: masterworks.com/cd.

🧠 Meet the real-life genius everyone’s talking about. Sabrina Gonzalez Pasterski is being called “the next Einstein” built and flew her own plane at 14, graduated #1 from MIT Physics, had her work cited by Stephen Hawking… Casual.

👖 Millie Bobby Brown is quietly building a Walmart empire. Her new teen fashion line Mills just dropped in 750 Walmart stores with prices under $30. Beauty, coffee, pets, fashion… Florence by Mills walked so Mills could sprint.

🎧 Barbie just did it again. Mattel launched its first autistic Barbie, designed with the autistic community (fidget spinner, noise-canceling headphones, side gaze, AAC tablet). Representation that actually feels thoughtful (I’m on board).

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