Betches will pay you $175k to sell memes.... 🤑

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đź§  Senior Account Executive → If you’ve got a killer contact list and can sell like a meme goes viral, Betches wants you. $125K–$175K to bring in big brand deals across social, audio, and digital. Turning LOLs into ROI.

🌿 Director of Marketing & Insights → Brightseed is hiring a Director to lead strategy, research, and product launches in the bioactives space. If you can turn data into health-driven innovation, this is your next big move.

đź’— Senior Director of Growth → If you’ve scaled DTC and can forecast like a wizard Brightland wants you to run the whole growth engine. Big title, big channels, big taste (yes, with olive oil perks). NYC-based, hybrid, & high impact.

đź”® These horoscopes are giving founder therapy this week. Scorpio? Time to stop spiralling. Leo? Take a break. Gemini? Say yes even if you’re scared.

🪞 Doji raised $14M to make your AI avatar hot. Virtual try-ons just got way more fun (Clueless, is that you?). Welcome to the era of dressing your digital twin.

đź‘‘ Jennifer Lawrence just said postpartum felt “alienating” and it’s giving finally someone said it. No kids here, but it’s a reminder how damn important it is to talk about the hard stuff. Thank you for sharing so vulnerably, queen.

🤑 NYC’s enterprise VC Work-Bench just raised $160M to fund SaaS and AI founders who can sell to the Fortune 500. If you’ve got pitch decks and pipeline — this is your call-up. No hype, just high stakes.

đź’‹ Patrick Ta’s pop-up pulled mile-long lines and street campers. Why? High-glam, high-FOMO, low-access. Founders take note: experiential retail is still the cheat code if you do it with main character energy.

🛍️ Roblox just unlocked shoppable IRL products (and Fenty’s first in). Yep, Gen Alpha can now buy real-world beauty from inside the game. If your brand targets younger demos this could be your next sales channel.

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